The Yew Tree

Pagan Drinking Song

(tune: "Bread of Heaven")

We don't worship God Almighty -
We've got multiplicity.
Triple Goddess, Horned Hunter,
All the gods of earth and sea.

Triple Goddess, Horned Hunter,
Horned Hunter of the night,
Lady of the silver Moon.

None of us have clocks or watches,
We've got synchronicity;
Sun and Moon and sticks with notches,
Astrolabes and orreries.

Pagan Standard, Pagan Standard,
We're on Pagan Standard Time;
We're on Pagan Standard Time.

We don't hold with inhibitions
We've got sensuality;
Skyclad, naked, not a stitch on
That's the way we like to be.

Horny Pagans, horny Pagans,
Horny Pagans all are we,
Horny Pagans all are we.

We're not followers of fashion,
We've got eccentricity.
Pointy hats and cloaks of velvet,
Individuals all are we.

Individuals, individuals,
Individuals all are we -
Except for thee and sometimes me.